“Leo was so tired. He has his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, ‘What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, ‘Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted, this cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, ‘God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant.”
WHY AREN’T THEY MARRIED?!?1
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
He walked her down the aisle last year at her wedding
True best friends
i can’t stand how freaking cute they are!
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
i want someone, anyone who hasnt seen the movie, to tell me what this looks like , anyone
mitt romney threw a party and invited a whole bunch of his “”friends”” but nobody really wanted to come. construction suit guy is pissed b/c nobody brought drinks. shades man is trying to impress scene girl by lifting heavy things but she won’t pay attention. unicorn cat is unimpressed and batman has decided to disregard gravity, because he is batman.
thanks for ur contribution to society
Thats it. Thats the movie.
that’s literally it
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
(source)These are AMAZING. Is the whole Periodic Table done? Where can I find it?!
Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists.
#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it
i would not be ashamed then
fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life